New Sisters Update
By admin | May 10, 2008
So I’ve had my new sisters for a week now, and I must say they are pretty damn annoying. Mama and Dad decided to name the little tan one Ginger (thanks to Pumpkin and her mom for the suggestion!), and she is full of attitude. This mini-mutt weighs, like, 8 pounds, so I thought it’d be easy for me to boss her around, but to my dismay, she is not afraid of me AT ALL.
She’s even taken over my Elvis bed!
Ginger will step on my head and sit on me and is constantly trying to give me kisses. On the lips! Nasty!
Molly is more laid back, but she’s getting a little crazy too. This girl will stroll into MY box and stick her nose in MY food bowl, scavenging for crumbs. I gotta say, both of ‘em are skinny as hell and need to put on weight, but if they’re gonna steal food, they should steal it from Trudy, cause her fat ass doesn’t need it. I, on the other hand, need all of my food to maintain my stunning physique.
And Molly has taken over my Holey Roller Ball.
The good thing so far, is that Trudy seems even more annoyed than me, which is funny as fuck. Now she knows what it feels like to have annoying little girl dogs steal HER shit! Ha, ha.
Mama and Dad seem happy that I haven’t attacked either one of the new girls, so I’m enjoying lots of snuggles and snacks and “Good Boys!” I’ve gotten a bit grumpy with them, but I don’t think it’s cool to beat up girls, so when I get pissed or annoyed, I’m man enough to walk away. Plus, they had a hard life before they came to live here, just like I had before Mama and Dad adopted me, so I can respect that they act like crazy bitches sometimes. I mean, I can act like a spazzy asshole, so I understand.
Oh, and I got lots of people asking what breeds they are. We don’t know fo sho, but the vet says Ginger is probably some kinda Chihuahua/Pug/Doxie (a Chipuxie!) and Molly is probably Doxie/Pug/Boston Terrier (check out the eyeballs!), with maybe a little Basset Hound due to her giant feet and legs. So we’re gonna call her a Boston Puxie Hound.
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Murphy Jagger
By admin | May 5, 2008
Okay, I’ve been a little busy with these new sister dogs, and I promise to give you guys an update later this week, but for today it’s time to get back to the coolest boy dog in the house - ME! I did the Celebrity Quiz to see what famous person I would be and, check it out, I’m Mick Jagger! Read on, I think it’s fucking perfect …
Mick Jagger
Rock Star
A super-trooper who gathers no moss, Murphy Dogg is rock and roll legend Sir Mick Jagger!
The ePETome of someone who knows how to have a good time, Murphy Dogg is a mover and a shaker, onstage and off. His luck with his lady friends is legendary and Murphy Dogg has obliged many of them by giving them a little shelter. Known for his unique bark, Murphy Dogg relishes his time in the spotlight and loves to let loose and give his audience what they expect. Unable to get satisfaction, he and his pals still paw away at the prize, clinging to the memories of the past as he continues to churn out the hits that made him a leader of the pack.
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Dammit! New Sisters …
By admin | May 2, 2008
I knew there was something screwy going on and I was right. Yesterday Mama brought that little chick dog into MY yard and MY house. And get this, the little chick dog came with another little chick dog! I think the Animal Rescue League must have had some kind of buy one, get one free deal.
Anyway, I’m definitely irked by this turn of events. Trudy, once again, doesn’t seem to give a shit. It’s not too bad right now, they gotta stay in their crate for a while cause they just had “girl dog operations,” but I’m wondering how this may play out for the couch space situation once they’re free to roam MY house.
So here are some pics. The brindle one is named Molly, but the tan one doesn’t have a name yet. Apparently Mama & Dad did not like my idea of naming her Stupid Fucking Girl Dog #3. If anybody has any suggestions on what they should name her, let me know and I’ll pass it on.
For all the annoying-ness of having 3 little sisters, I can think of a few things that might be cool.
- As the big brother, if any dog fucks with my sisters, I’m totally allowed to kick his ass.
- I will be more attractive to the lady dogs, because having sisters will make me more sensitive to “girly stuff.” And tough/sexy outside + sensitive/mushy inside = chick magnet.
- I’m the only boy dog, so I’m confident I will continue to be spoiled as shit.
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