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Fart Club
By | January 11, 2009
I was so inspired by my buddy Ike’s post about farting that I decided to start a Fart Club. It’s gonna be a secret club, like Fight Club from that movie.
Fart Club will be a place where dogs can come together and fart freely and fully, reveling in the joy and stinkiness of each other’s farts. It’s fun to fart, farting makes us laugh. And for us dogs, it’s not just the sound of the fart, but the smell. We love to sniff stuff, and each fart has its own distinct symphony of odors. Deciphering them will be a delightful challenge to each club member.
Oh, and won’t it feel good to bust ass at will? To bust as much ass as possible without holding back because Mama has “company over” or you’re afraid you might shit a little? In fact, in Fart Club shitting a little bit when you fart is totally cool. And also very funny. But each member is expected to clean up after him/herself.
So, without further ado, here are the Rules of Fart Club:
1. You do not talk about Fart Club.
2. You DO NOT talk about Fart Club.
3. If someone throws up or feels like he/she might throw up from the fumes, the farting is over.
4. One dog farts at a time, so we may fully appreciate each tootage.
5. Only one farting area at a time, so no one will miss any spectacular farts going on across the room.
6. No apparel other than collars.
7. A dog can go on farting as long as he can or wants to with no interruptions.
8. If this is your first night at Fart Club, you HAVE to fart.
Cool, right? So who wants in?
Topics: Other Stupid Shit, Playtime |
January 11th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
You know I want in, this is perfect.
January 12th, 2009 at 6:39 am
OMD! So I was going to start a Fart Club and I was going to use the bar of soap logo too! We are so on the same wavelength dude. You beat me to it. But I’m glad you did because I’m also in Lazy Club.
Ike
January 12th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Oh Murphy, that is a cool idea. Instead of an easy button, maybe you should get a fart button! Then you could press it during meetings to summon treats for the group.
January 12th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
My sissy Lilly could so be the president cause her farts are the worst smelling ever - It’s like somebody went up there and died!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:24 am
I’m in, man! My girl often says I’m so full of methane, she’s surprised I don’t float away. Sometimes I even propel myself across the room when I bust out a big one!
For the record, when you shit just a little bit when farting, it is called sharting. As in, “Whoa, dude. I think I just sharted a little.”
Mind if I borrow the logo? I’d like to display it proudly (even if we can’t talk about Fart Club)!
Goob love,
Stanley
January 14th, 2009 at 1:14 am
My boyfriend wants to know if only dogs can join. He impresses himself on so many levels when he can keep up with Stella.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
This should include all BT’s of the world. I found you on Joe Stains & Ike’s blog and I had to see what this was all about!!!!!
I can fart with the best…I like to blame other people for my bad smells.
Sloppy Licks,
Aggie