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Happy Anniversary, My Darling Dixie Bugg!!
By admin | October 12, 2009
Okay, so our official anniversary isn’t until tomorrow, but I just couldn’t wait to celebrate me & Dixie’s love! It was exactly one year ago that I beat out an army of male pugs to win her heart. Indeed, it was a Boston Terrier victory shared by millions.
I won my love in the fiercely competitve Bugglorette contest!
I proceeded to shower my Dixie gal with a ton of presents, like this fantastic frog.
I even made her a very special mix-tape for Valentine’s Day, featuring some incredibly romantic songs, like Burning Love by Elvis and She’s My Bitch by the Supersuckers.
And she has been a super-great girlfriend! She’s sent me toys and snacks and liquor for my Mama. What more could a guy ask for??
All I know is that I was pretty damn nervous when I first became her boyfriend, cause I never had a steady lady before. But I think I’m doing a pretty good job, and I’m actually starting to really like being that “rough and tough with a soft heart” kinda guy.
And I’ve gone ALL OUT on a present! Holy crap, I can’t wait for her to get it!! So stay tuned! Seriously, I’m totally proud of myself for thinking of such a kick-ass gift.
Topics: My Girl Dixie |
October 13th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Murphy! You are a big old softie over your little gal. Who knew? She sounds divine. Can’t wait to see what you got her.
Slobbers,
Mango
October 13th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
HAIIIIIII MAH BOYFRENDDDDDD! It haz been uh grate yeer. I kant wayte too get mah momma hohme so shee kan post mah thots. We iz almohst dun wit yoor presunt but dah mama wuz sik and itz takun FUREVURRRR!!!! Yoo will lyke it!
October 13th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
You are a greaterest boyfriend Murphy…you’re right up there with my Macky and Stanny!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
October 14th, 2009 at 1:37 am
Hi Murphy! Ehhh is that me in the picture? Oh, yeah. I now have a girlfriend too! Her name is Pearly Poo and I like being her steady boyfriend… with the only concern that she sometimes also “sees” other friends.
October 14th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Murph, buddy, knock it off!!! Yer settin’ the bar WAY too high!
PS Is this how ya managed tuh kick Coco, buddy outta the runnin’?? Dirty pool, Mister. Dirty pool!
October 14th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I think you two make the perfect couple! Will there be wedding bells in the future??
October 14th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
PS from mom: that poster is HILARIOUS!!!