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WTF Wednesday - Tis the Season for Dumb Shit
By admin | November 25, 2009
Well, the shopping season is upon us and it never ceases to amaze me the kinds of ridiculous crap that’s rolled out for mass consumption.
Now, I’m probably the biggest fan of farting there is, I mean I started Fart Club and all, but these stupid products treat our gaseous talents as mere novelty acts!
Seriously, WTF?? Who really wants a farting toy? The farts always sound the same, they need batteries, and most importantly, there’s no SMELL!
These toys are merely cheap imitations of us dogs, who are industrial farting machines with a variety of sounds, smells, and facial expressions. Plus we run on kibble and snacks, instead of expensive batteries.
When will people learn …
Topics: WTF? |
November 25th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Aw, Murphy, where is your holiday spirit? Not all humans have the privledge of living with actual dogs who supply a wide variety of farts to scent their estate and delight the ears.
However, I think I could do without the singing part. And you do make a good point that keeping an actual dog’s motor running is more envinronmentally friendly (well, except when one is downwind from the pile o’ Mango poop in the back of our yard - birds fall dead from the sky).
Slobbers,
Mango
November 25th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Aw, sheesh! What’ll they think of next?
Thanks for the chuckle.
Frankie
November 26th, 2009 at 2:28 am
Holy Rip-off! Thanks for getting the word out on these stupid pet gimmicks. (And Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Murphy!)
xo Sammie
November 28th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Hey why don’t you stop by our blog, we gave you an award.
Bobo and Meja
November 28th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
BOL! I think you are jealous that it’s not a shunken-sized YOU laying in a box fartin’ and singin!!
Of course I wouldn’t know anything about farting ‘cuz I’m a girl and everyone knows girlies don’t fart!
hehe
LUV from Autumn
November 29th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Shit - the humane society is full of farting machines.
Ike
December 1st, 2009 at 2:04 am
OMG, that is SOOO stupid I am LOL-ing!
AND…..I’m with Autumn! You just jealous!
Hugs -
Hank’s mom